Free adult SEO tools, no strings, no leash.
Four checks we actually run on client sites, opened up for you. Instant, honest, and built for a niche the generic tools pretend doesn't exist.
Drop in any adult URL. We'll peek under the hood — on-page basics, SafeSearch signals, the works. No login, no leash.
Google's own PageSpeed grade + Core Web Vitals — the speed signals that quietly decide half your rankings. Slow site, slow money.
This is your first date with the searcher. See exactly what Google shows before you fumble the opener.
Paste your anchor texts — one per line. If it's 80% exact-match, it's about as subtle as a neon sign over a strip club.
Paste your copy. If one keyword shows up 34 times in 300 words, that's not SEO — that's begging.
What each tool actually does
Instant Site Check
Drop in any URL and we fetch the page and read the on-page fundamentals — title and meta length, H1, canonical, HTTPS, mobile viewport, indexability, image alt text and word count. It also checks Schema.org markup, Open Graph, HTTP→HTTPS redirect, soft-404 handling, robots.txt and sitemap — and the adult-specific signals generic checkers skip: RTA labels and rating meta that decide whether SafeSearch hides you from most searchers.
Page Speed & Core Web Vitals
Runs your URL through Google PageSpeed Insights and hands back the performance score plus the Core Web Vitals — LCP, CLS, TBT, FCP — for mobile or desktop. Speed is a confirmed ranking factor and a silent conversion killer; a slow adult site loses buyers before the first image even loads.
SERP Snippet Preview
Your title and description are your first date with the searcher. This shows exactly how they render in Google and, more importantly, where they get cut off — measured by pixel width, not just character count, because that's how Google actually truncates.
Anchor Text Ratio Analyzer
Paste your backlink anchors and see the split between exact-match, branded, naked-URL and generic. A profile that's 80% exact-match is the fastest way to look bought — this tells you before Google does.
Keyword Density Checker
Paste your copy and see which terms dominate. Stuffing a keyword to 5% density stopped working years ago and now actively hurts. This catches it while it's still easy to fix.
The catch (there isn't one)
These are the same quick checks we run before scoping any campaign. They won't replace a full audit — that's where a human who knows the niche comes in — but they'll show you the easy wins in about ten seconds. When you want the rest done properly, that's our job.
Quick questions
Are these tools really free?
Yes. No signup, no email wall, no trial that bills you later. Run them as many times as you like. If you end up wanting the actual work done, you know where we are.
Does the site checker store my data?
No. The URL check fetches the page, reads the on-page basics and hands you the result. Nothing is logged or saved on our end.
Is the advice adult-specific?
That's the whole point. The checker flags SafeSearch and RTA signals that generic SEO tools ignore, and the tone assumes you're working in a niche the mainstream tools quietly avoid.
Tools flagged something ugly?
That's what we fix. Send us the domain and we'll turn the red marks green — and tell you honestly which ones actually matter.
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